it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
that's an acceptable place to lick
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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