So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My breasts were aching with rage.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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