Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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