Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
