if i can run in heels then i can drive
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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