Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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