they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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