hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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