508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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