super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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