its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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