I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You are the jesus of drinking
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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