porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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