Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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