Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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