You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
What drink are we having for lunch?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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