can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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