Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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