He disabled his match.com account in front of me
its not stalking. its research.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
