So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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