i permit you to call me
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
