Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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