so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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