Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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