can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
