i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
organizing the empties. That sober.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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