We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
