I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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