Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
