Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she pinky promised me she was 18
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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