We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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