woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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