did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Randomize
