You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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