i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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