I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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