I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
