the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He shit in the fireplace
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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