): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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