One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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