is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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