he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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