He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
