I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You dont lie about slip and slides
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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