discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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