I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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