You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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