You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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