He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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