I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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