Sry I called you an 8
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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