I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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