Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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