He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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