It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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